Oh man I’m so excited about the chef’s next three-course meal! I hear he really thought this one over, but we’ll see if it triumphs that amazing first dinner!
Appetizer: Generic Ceasar Salad.
What? I know this chef is really good, why so simple? Shouldn’t he be doing something that I can’t get everywhere else?
Entree: So the Chef accommodates with a super experimental fusion of International Cuisine.
What? I know I wanted something special, but this is too weird. I came here expecting Italian, why am I eating Indian… it’s a neat idea but not for this restaurant!
Desert: So the Chef rolls back and mashes as many sweets and chocolate as possible together for a desert.
What? These toppings don’t work together as well, you just added as many desert items together and expected me to like it because desert!