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Hence why my favourite target with the roof mounted M-60 is the knees. In the words of the Terminator: "He'll live."

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: Warbler
*While at gun store warbler also buys mp5 full-auto w/ grenade launcher(saw this in halflife and liked it), an M-16 and a sniper rifle and of course all the ammo to go with them*


MP-5... nice choice. As for the 16, take it back. It jams too often. Go with the AR-15. Pretty much the exact same rifle but it's more reliable. Or, since you seem to like grenade launchers, you can go for an M-203 variant. Usually an M-203 is an M-16 with an underside grenade launcher (see Schwarzenegger's assault rifle in Predator), but they also make a grenade launcher variety of an AR-15.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Did I mention that I carry the pulse rifle from Aliens? Very handy li'l device.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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the M41A1 or the AD10S (yes, thats a "zero" but read what it says)
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A very appropriate name. Is it a real gun?
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nope... its the one that Vasquez and her friend use, its name is written on the side in Aliens.
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very well Bossk,

*Warbler takes back M-16 and buys AR-15 with M-203 variant.*


And Motti, I cause only the damage exactly as requested in the mission specs.

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As I recall, Vasquez's buddy was Drake. Who, BTW, was played by Mark Rolston who played Boggs in The Shawshank Redemption. So, effectively, he went from f#$king up aliens to f#$king fellow prisoners before getting f#$ked himself by Captain Hadley (Clancy Brown) who, as the Kurgan, got f#$ked up by the Highlander, Connor McLeod (Christopher Lambert). Whole lotta f#$kin' goin' on.

Yeah, I just turned all that into a pretty messed-up Six Degrees of Separation, didn't I?

Sorry.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Did I mention that I carry the pulse rifle from Aliens? Very handy li'l device.



I'm certainly not going to argue law with you!
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You should've seen him getting hands-on lessons from Hicks.
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Hey guys, back it up a bit. Who/what exactly is the Mangler Bros.?
If you're going to take forever, then I'm having a hotdog!
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If only I had been there to see it....
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Originally posted by: Starboy
Hey guys, back it up a bit. Who/what exactly is the Mangler Bros.?


They are PSYCHO_DAYV and Motti_soL and they are professional hitmen.
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more like Six F#%&s of Separation, no?

the Mangler Bros. Inc. are: PSYCHO_DAYV and motti_soL

we maintain law and order here, we are for hire and a lot of other stuff...
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& while we are explaining things....Jay is the head hauncho around here. He runs the site & checks in with his friends (Mangler Bros) to see if ne1 is doing bad stuff *coughjimbocough* & to make sure things r running smoothly. He brought us the petition.
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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ALL HAIL JAY!
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HAIL JAY! HAIL JAY!
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Almighty Jay, who art in New Jersey, hallowed be thy name. Thy website come, thy will be done at Lucas Ranch as it is in the forums. Give us this day, our OT DVDs, and forgive us our impatience, as we forgive Lucas' shortcomings. And, lead us not into blind folowing, but deliver us from Lucas' lies.
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We believe in one administrator, the almighty, maker of petition and site, of all SW that should be seen, yet is not seen...I'll stop.

I'm sorry if this may have offended enyone, but I saw Motti's reference to Ceaser & I couldn't help but make these up.
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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THIS PSYCHO USES ONE WEAPON: A BOXCUTTER. I LIKE TO GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL. HAVING STUDIED NINJUTSU FOR TEN YEARS AND JUJITSU DURING POLICE ACADEMY I BELIEVE I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF WITHOUT THE NEED OF HAND GUNS. CAN I USE THEM ??? YOU BET YOUR ARSE. WILL I USE THEM ??? IF NEED BE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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Yeah, Jay I'm familiar with.

Good to know about Dayv and Motti. But you all better watch out. I may only have 100 posts, but I'm deadly with the butter knife.
If you're going to take forever, then I'm having a hotdog!
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a butter knife?
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What about the good, old baseball bat? 9 in every 10 hitmen aprove the use of baseball bats, very efficient in cornfields and warehouses.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering