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Post #134777

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Yoda Is Your Father
Parent topic
How George would write the OT if he wrote them now
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Date created
1-Sep-2005, 2:14 AM
Attack on the second Death Star:

CONTROLLER: Admiral, we have enemy ships armed with Buzz droids in sector 47.

On the screen can be seen the Endor moon, The Geonosian Death Star Mark II, and the massive Imperial fleet. Admiral Ackbar moves to the comlink.

ACKBAR: It’s a contrivance for catching and holding an unwary individual from which escape or relief is difficult! Alert the squadron to take evasive action in order to avoid becoming ensnared in this dastardly ‘trap’!

ADMIRAL BINKS: Weesa in deep poodoo!!