Jundland, or "No Man's Land", where the rugged desert mesas
meet the foreboding dune sea. The two helpless astro-droids
kick up clouds of sand as they leave the lifepod. The
lifepod in the distance rests half buried in the sand.
THREEPIO (in annoying Guido-stereotype used car salesman voice, voiced
by Robert Dinero): How
did I get into dis poodoo? I really don't know how. We
seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
ARTOO (in modulated Billy Barty voice): I hate sand.
THREEPIO: I've got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost
frozen.
ARTOO: I agree with you fellow counterpart-droid.
THREEPIO: What a desolate place dis is.
ARTOO: Come on this way, counterpart-droid.
THREEPIO: Where are you goin'?
ARTOO: Over to the rocky part of the terrain. Hop on this flying
repulsorlift disc so we can avoid the difficulty of the terrain.
THREEPIO: Well, I ain't goin' dat way. It's much too rocky. Dis way
is much easier.
ARTOO: That's where humanoids actually are, counterpart-droid.
THREEPIO: What makes you t'ink dere are settlements over dere?
ARTOO: Because I come fully equipped with radar sensors that are picking
up electro-tachyon impulses emitted from the midi-chlorians that
reside in the cells of all living creatures.
THREEPIO: Don't get technical wit' me.
ARTOO: Now hop on this repulorlift so that we can hover quickly. I
have been assigned a very important assignment from the princess who
was aboard the ship that we just launched from to deliver some critical
data to an old man who lives here.
THREEPIO: What mission? What choo talkin' 'bout? I had just
about enough of you! Go dat way! You'll be malfunctionin' wit'in a
day, you nearsighted scrap pile!
Threepio gives the little robot a kick and presses a button
that splits the repulsorlift disc into two parts. He hovers off
in the direction of the vast dune sea. Artoo hovers on his own
portion of the hover disc towards the rocky terrain.
THREEPIO: And don't let me catch you followin' me beggin' for help,
'cause you won't get it.
Duel Of The Fates plays as they go their separate ways.
THREEPIO: No more adventures. I ain't goin' dat way.
ARTOO: Hey wait, I've got rockets in my arms. Can't I just fly over this terrain?