"Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. So I grabbed her sweet can. Ooh … just thinking about her can … I just wish I had her sweet, sweet, s-s-sweet can."

"So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?"

"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further."

"No, Mr. Simpson. Don’t take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back!"

"Mr. Simpson, noooo!"

DRAMATIZATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED