"Where in hell are you from, anyway, Private?"
"Sir, Texas, sir!"
"Holy dog shit! Texas‽ Only steers and q****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Are you a peter-p****r‽"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"I’ll bet you’re the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I’ll be watching you!"