Now, if I could get ahold of a time machine, I'd travel back to Princess Leia's coked-out glory days when she was nailing everything with an appendage and wearing gold bikinis. But seeing the shape that the mother of Han's children is in nowadays, I'd take the stripper with the pink wig any day. Now, if I could get ahold of a time machine, I'd travel back to Princess Leia's coked-out glory days when she was nailing everything with an appendage and wearing gold bikinis. But seeing the shape that the mother of Han's children is in nowadays, I'd take the stripper with the pink wig any day.