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Crime in your life — Page 2

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Some kids stole a giant packet of Monster Munch from a colleague’s desk drawer at school. He was inconsolable for days.

(They probably did him a big favour; I imagine his life expectancy has increased by a couple of weeks as a result of this.)

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I know a guy who went to a peer to peer file sharing site once or twice.

Luke astro-projects himself to Salt Lake Planet, gets shot at by gorilla walkers, has a non-lightsaber duel with Darth Millennial, then dies of a broken heart, inspiring broom boys throughout the galaxy to get creative with their sweeping. - DuracellEnergizer

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Sorry to necro, but I recently saw several websites that have animated child porn.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

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