In fact you could if you want set his detective work in a song, to the tune of the classic kid's song 'Frère Jacques':
Where is Alfred,
Where is Alfred,
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
The old man must be dying,
The old man must be dying,
He has Aids
He has Aids.
FINALLY SOMEBODY HAS ELIMINATED the FIRST PLANES OF ASSES
Where is Alfred,
Where is Alfred,
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
The old man must be dying,
The old man must be dying,
He has Aids
He has Aids.
FINALLY SOMEBODY HAS ELIMINATED the FIRST PLANES OF ASSES
Gold!
And Sammy's pics are indeed funny. Bats and Robin seemed to be more of a Blatantly Gay Duo, though. When did the word "gay" stop meaning "happy"? Same with "boner" and "mistake"?
Reading the specs for the upcoming Batman box set, it's hard to believe that there's *nothing* from Batman I on the cutting room floor. There is a scene in both the comic adaptation *and* the novelization at the end, with Batman "unmasked" as reporter Alexander Knox (of course, a diversion). I assume that must've been filmed.
As for Batman Forever, I guess no one really knows yet what the extent of the deleted scenes on the DVD will be. Many releases boasting such material still sometimes inexplicably leave off scenes that fans know are out there.