FUNNY DAMN SCENE ALERT (DUNNO IF IT QUALIFIES AS A SPOILER OR NOT -- YOU'VE BEEN WARNED)
"Say something outrageous like, 'I'm wearing women's underpants'!"
"I'm wearing women's underpants."
"Nothing happened!"
"What?!?! Are you wearing women's underpants?"
"No! I don't wear women's underpants!!!"
* nose grows
"AH! He does wear women's underpants!!"
"I DO NOT!!!"
* nose grows again
"What color are they?"
"What kind are they?"
"Hey look, guys, they're thongs!"
Or something along those lines.