my first time sending 5 guys on after the other to the bathroom: wow funniest night of my LIFE. i was in turkey and over there nobody grinds for some reason, which i found really strange cuz like how are you suppose to hook up with someone if hands arent all over the other person?!?! so anyways i was of course grinding my little ass away cuz HELLO thats what i came to do, have a good time in the club and i was hanging out with these ganster-wannabes and honestly no joke, i guess i was really putting my back into cuz i'd get really into it, they didnt understand what was going on, and each one would leave in the direction of the bathroom after about one song of ass rubbing up against them. very funny. i was proud for being a dancing slut for the night. it was great. ohh but the first time i sent a guy to the bathroom was in legends, we were out and there is this older guy who's got this thing for me, and he's a TA at school... (he's asked many many times to join his class where i'd be guaranteed an A+ how dirty is that!) and yeah, after some seriously heavy grindind, i'm talking like sex with clothes on, it was fucking nuts and pretty hot.... he ran literally. i should have finished him off right then and there... like in wedding crashers.

"go get yourself some STRANGE ASS"