"Sex keeps on getting better and better every time just as long as its never with the same women more then once"
"Me and your mother don't believe in love thats why our marriage works"
"Come in so I can beet the crap out of you"
"Thats it Peg you just one a trip to Disney fist"
"Some standards you have youd do Marcy"
"Peg you know how much I love that humoungos women"
"It is not the dress that makes you look fat its the fat that makes you fat"