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baby, hair would only get in the way of being stunned by your beauty.
I don't need to pass of as sexy, I ooze sexy.
My very pores release sexy into the air around me until I have an AURA of sexiness.
gtfo
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WOW you even talk like me, except in my perfect world everything is HOT

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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HOT is how you see it, except in my world, where its as I see it.
And trust me. In any world, you would be on FIYAAAAAA!
gtfo
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my god, i sure like you now! so you never told me if your head is shaved

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why? would you rather carress my shiny head, or run your fingers through my shimmering hair?

for you, I could be anything.
gtfo
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hahahah, well depends how tall you are. i'd either have to wear my 4 inch stilletos or stand bare feet

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Stilletos simply mean that you need an artificial aid to *portray* beauty.
you don't need it, your feet alone are enough to have any man crawling to kiss them.
gtfo
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ohh mr skipper you flatter me. you're making me blush...

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milady, even the sweetest of roses could not hold a candle to the beauty of your blush.

blush for me some more.
gtfo
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oh wow a poet... you have captured my wild heart even more captain

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oh captain my captain, skip what are you tryin to do, you know you cant seduce ladies once i have
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thats becuase I usually dont try after youve dirtied them.
but you know what they say, true gold never tarnishes.
and my, but If I haven't hit the mother lode.
gtfo
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your but if you havent hit the mother load eh. hey you going to come to UBC this year to visit me man.
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anyway, I was talking to someone from boston.

get this.

in downtown boston.

ENTRY to the clubs is $20 american
THEIR CHEAPEST DRINK is $10!!!!!!!

HOLY @*#&!!!
gtfo
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wow thats insane, in vancouver its $10 canadian and the cheapest drink is like 5
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yeah we get lucky here in canada.
in turkey cover was free, but a glass of beer was almost $20 CAN. and cocktails were like 30-40. mind you that was a huge club, with over 2000 people and they make a lot of money cuz ppl do buy one drink usually. haha and they frisk you when you enter the club at security

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I KNOW. like how are you suppose to get drunk wihtout spending a million dollars. okay well i cant really talk cuz i'm a cheap drunk, but for the other ppl with actual alcohol tolerances

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hahaha like me, man i geuss its good that dont need to drink to have a good time.
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Wow - 20 bucks for a drink. When I was younger, I used to buy a 12 pack of black label beer for like 5 bucks. Of course, now it's been almost 3 years since I had a drink or any other drugs. I never liked going to clubs unless I was already drunk. I used to go to First Avenue (Minneapolis) a lot, but that was usually because I liked the DJ or something.
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man i need a girl i too horny now-a-days HLF what am i to do hahahaha
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sighs
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