I dreamt that my Nan and I discovered a bunch of notes written by my own mother detailing her sexual attraction towards me and the fact that she had molested me as a young child. I was obviously disgusted at this, and even more so by the realisation that my father was the better of my parents (yikes). Mum wasn’t home and I dreaded how this discovery would turn my life upside down. Meanwhile, some of my friends were having a graduation (in real life I’ve only recently graduated from high school, woo) party right in my laundry. I walked in triumphantly and said “I got molested!” and they were like “ayyy” and high fived me.