As there remains no proper restoration and release of the OOT, no, I’m not.
It’s 2019. There’s a thousand different options to watch the original version now, it’s not a big deal.
So let’s hear it already! Somebody give me a synopsis of this film?
Return of the Jedi, but bad. There ya go.
In all seriousness:
Palpatine is back and it’s not explained how.
Kylo goes to find him and it’s not explained why he was looking for him, or how he knows he’s alive.
Snoke was a clone made by Palpatine. Not explained how or why, or anything more said on the matter.
Palpatine somehow has a whole fleet of Star Destroyers with Death Star guns on them. Not explained how.
Rey is a Palpatine, her Dad was Palpatine’s son (not explained how), so Rey is his granddaughter.
Rey and Kylo can both save people from death and bring them back to life. Not explained how.
Luke retconned from being a sad old suicidal man to “secretly” keeping tabs on Palpatine.
Luke and Leia retconned to “know” Rey was a Palpatine the entire time.
Leia dies, horrifically forced and poorly handled.
Han is in it as a “memory” (???). Makes no sense whatsoever, but then neither does anything in this stupid movie.
Palpatine shoots lightning at Rey, who deflects it back to Palpatine (Palpatine apparently decides that simply not shooting lightning anymore makes too much sense), then dies.
Ben almost dies. Then he comes back. Then he dies. But wait no not actually. Then he dies (for real this time).
Rey steals the Skywalker name.
Force ghost Luke and Leia. Both look horrific and Leia is clearly CGI. Because nothing shouts “respect” like CGI’ing the ghost of a dead actress into your film for cheap nostalgia brownie points.
Those are the main points. I could write an essay on everything that happens in this ridiculous movie but it’s not worth my time.
Jesus, what a cluster%&!