Good God, this show was terrible. Terrible. Signed up last night for Disney+ to watch…canceled this morning.

At random:

You like Boba Fett? We got him! What’s that? Boba Fett’s dead? Well, this is Broba Fett! He’s a bounty hunter with the same cool armor! Because all people from a planet enter the same profession!
You like IG-88? We got him! Well, we have IG-11. Same thing. Different number. Also a bounty hunter. Just as good!

REDACTED No TROS spoilers in here.

We have doors in this universe that, if you forget your hat and turn back for it, will chop you in half.
Ice sea monster that bites stuff! Lucas loved monsters that live in the water that bite stuff! We’ve got one, too!
What’s the bounty? I’m not telling you! You have to figure that out yourself! All I’m telling you is his age – 50! Why the games? Do you want the guy or not? Why won’t you just tell me? Because if I tell you, it’ll ruin the stupid surprise for the audience!
Roasting Salacious Crumb! And his buddy pitifully trembling in the cage! Can you get any more gratuitously disturbing?
Carbon freezing prisoners! Because encasing them in an extremely heavy material that requires a crane to lift is soooooooo much more efficient than, say, handcuffing him to a pole.
BABY YODA! Or maybe Yoda’s nephew…or something! Because Yoda people have mitichlorians teeming in their blood! Let’s catch a baby and CLONE HIM! Because clones will always make the same decisions and be the same personality as their source! And they’ll always be Force sentient!

I mean, come guys! Snap out of it! They have you in a spell! An evil Disney spell! They’re trying to sell you Baby Yodas at the theme parks! I promise you, this is terrible! Don’t make me burn you with the torch.