The quasi-Objectivist moral absolutism.
Padme dying of a broken heart.
Palpatine with a lightsaber.
Yoda with a lightsaber.
Leia as Luke’s sister.
Dumbshit names like Plagueis, Tyrannis, Greedo, Porkins, Savage Opress, Elan Sleazebaggano, etc.
That darksiders only use red lightsabers.
That lightsiders almost only use blue/green lightsabers.
That Jedi bring knives to gunfights (put away your ceremonial laser swords and use blasters, you stupid ****s).
The notion that there were only 10,000 Jedi in existence during the Clone Wars — all of whom fought directly on the front lines.
That Force powers such as telekinesis or Force lightning aren’t incredibly difficult skills only seasoned practitioners can utilize with any ease.
Death Star II: Superlaser Boogaloo.
Everything in the ST.