"Please, do take a seat. Uh we have your resume here, but I'd like you to tell me about yourself and your qualifications."
"Ah. Yes, uh... I attended Tatooine University, got myself a Law degree... I've worked for the Hutts as an intern for about... nine months, and then I've moved to Alderaan, where I worked as a lawyer for about three years, and uh... I speak basic, and botche, I've visited Coruscant twice... And now I want to move on to something more chalenging, I want to work for the Empire. It is a great place to work, it has great benefits from what I've heard, and it'll allow me to focus on my carreer."
"I see, yes, and what do you expect to achieve working for us?"
"Well, my goals are to become a Moff, someday. That would be, uh... nice."
"Yes I see, well, that's it for now, we'll call you, ok? Thanks so much, buh bye..."
Now can you imagine how many people have lost their jobs when the Empire was defeated? Coruscant turned into a Flint, Michigan in a Michael Moore film!