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Originally posted by: greencapt


I HATE American football!

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one this forum is allowed to hate football. *brings in some very big football players and has them beat up Greencapt.* If you hate football because of the groping, what about rugby? Besides football is more than groping. It about the hits, the passing , the touchdowns, the stragedy, etc.....


Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I hate it too. And why is it called FOOTBALL when they pick it up and run with it and throw it and occasionally kick it?
there used to be alot more kicking in the old days, before they changed the shape of the ball.

IMHO Football is the best sport on the face of the earth.

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its the only damn contact sport in the world where the majority of the time people stand around.
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I hate European football. I'd rather rub Bengay on my nuts than have anything to do with it (which I have already done and will never do it again no matter how much anyone pays me).

I also hate hip-hop/rap music. It blows my mind how these people with zero musical talent can show up on MTV, put out a crappy album, and millions of "fans" go crazy for it.


Sorry about that, I kinda pulled a Jedikev there....

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
I hate European football. I'd rather rub Bengay on my nuts than have anything to do with it (which I have already done and will never do it again no matter how much anyone pays me).

What if we all pitch in and donate?

I also hate hip-hop/rap music. It blows my mind how these people with zero musical talent can show up on MTV, put out a crappy album, and millions of "fans" go crazy for it.


Before it became a reality I used to joke that we were only days away from a Country/Rap fusion style- I'd call it... 'CRap'!
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Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.

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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: greencapt


I HATE American football!

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one this forum is allowed to hate football. *brings in some very big football players and has them beat up Greencapt.* If you hate football because of the groping, what about rugby? Besides football is more than groping. It about the hits, the passing , the touchdowns, the stragedy, etc.....


Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I hate it too. And why is it called FOOTBALL when they pick it up and run with it and throw it and occasionally kick it?
there used to be alot more kicking in the old days, before they changed the shape of the ball.

IMHO Football is the best sport on the face of the earth.


HONESTLY, I PREFER HOCKEY.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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I've always hated football.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.


LMAO !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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The Simpson, come on cancel the damn show
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.


LMAO !!!


We had a foregin exchange student from Germany there, and we asked him if he had ever heard of or used Bengay, and he just kind of glanced around nervously and went "Ummm....", until someone explained that Bengay was a cream. It turns out he had thought we were asking him if he had ever tried "being gay".

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Originally posted by: segaflip
The Simpson, come on cancel the damn show


I hear you.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.


LMAO !!!


We had a foregin exchange student from Germany there, and we asked him if he had ever heard of or used Bengay, and he just kind of glanced around nervously and went "Ummm....", until someone explained that Bengay was a cream. It turns out he had thought we were asking him if he had ever tried "being gay".



THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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We had a foregin exchange student from Germany there, and we asked him if he had ever heard of or used Bengay, and he just kind of glanced around nervously and went "Ummm....", until someone explained that Bengay was a cream. It turns out he had thought we were asking him if he had ever tried "being gay".

Come On, We all have tried. Right? I am not alone again am I? Oh Buddha I am sorry
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"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I see TheSessler knows what I am talking about, Yes I am in.
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.


AAAAHHH!!! You actually let your body touch the floor of a locker room shower?! I'd rather let the Bengay burn my balls!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Actually, since my school is a boarding school (although I myself don't board there), we were staying in the school dormitory, which had individual shower stalls. They still weren't much better.

Actually, I didn't really fall, I just leaned against the side whimpering for about half an hour, but the fetal position thing was funnier.

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Yeah i did the Bengay thing about 5yrs ago that does suck, it just does not stop at all. Party got busted, cops got me for underage and i had to ride in the car while my nuts felt like someone was stepping on them with a flaming basketball.
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I dunno who was dumber, me or my buddy Richard. He rubbed Bengay in his asscrack that same night. He was afraid to take a shit for fear that the Bengay would seep up into his rectum or something.

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One time at band camp...
I am a big hot pepper eater, and one time after I had been cuting up peppers I went piss and o my Buddha it burn like hell was poured on me. It only happen one time never again.