At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.
At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.