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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Well, if that's the case, then everyone at Skywalker Ranch knows. Just imagine Kevin Smith showing up wearing a Magnolia Fan nametag. So people know! Yes, they do!
Unless, as previously mentioned, the whole night ran like Mrs Doubtfire.
MagnoliaFan sits down with a large Coke as the lights go dim.
MagnoliaFan: Yeah!!
LucasFilm Employee: Hey have you seen Kevin Smith? He's meant to be here....
MagnoliaFan: Too much Coke! Can you excuse me while I go powder my nose?
MagnoliaFan runs out the door, throws on a trenchcoat and returns with popcorn.
LucasFilm Employee: Oh there you are, Kevin!
Kevin Smith: Is this seat free?
LucasFilm Employee: Sorry, some guy called... MagnetMan, I think... is sitting here. Actually he should be back now.
Kevin Smith: Oh! How rude of me! Eating this popcorn in front of you! I'll go buy you some too!
LucasFilm Employee: Don't trouble yourself, I'm fine.
Kevin Smith: No, no, I insist!
Kevin Smith runs out the door, whips of the coat and returns with two boxes of popcorn.
MagnoliaFan: I'm back, here's your popcorn.
LucasFilm Employee: Sorry? I thought you went to the toilet.
MagnoliaFan: Oh! Yes! That's what happened! Ummm... this guy in a trenchcoat gave me this popcorn, said it was for you...
LucasFilm Employee: Then where did he go? He's missing the best scene!
MagnoliaFan: Don't worry, I'll go look for him!
MagnoliaFan rushes out the door....