I’m pleased to report that our very own Sir Ridley and snooker have just provided me with the final three FX shots, enabling me now to commence an encode of a release candidate.

That takes considerable time, and my life is hectic right now, but it shouldn’t be longer than 2 weeks at the absolute most for this to be fully distributed, still well ahead of time for any pre-IX viewings.

Gift baskets or other accolades should be directed to Sir Ridley and snooker’s (separate?) dressing rooms.