I’m just gonna get VHS copies of the films — SE & non-SE both — cut those ribbons to pieces, splice all the bits ‘n’ pieces together in random order, then sit my kids down, give 'em each a bowl of decades-old, mescaline-laced C-3PO’s to snack on, and let 'em enjoy the freakshow.
That sounds like a pretty good approximation of the experience of watching the holiday special.