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The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT — Page 2

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These are all so funn! How about.....

On Daghobah

Luke
I don't know. I feel like-

Jar Jar
Feesla like what?

Luke shoots Jar Jar who dies

Yoda, who was hidden behind Jar Jar now appears

Yoda
Ahhh, I never liked him anyway. Away put your weapon I mean you no harm.....
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Before we see the droids getting into Tatooine in ANH, we see their escape pod getting into the Tatooine atmosphere.

C3PO: "Oh, this is madness! We are going to crash!"
ARTOO: beeep beeep bep beeep
C3PO: "What do you mean, you have calculated for us to land on something that will ease our fall?"
ARTOO: beeep beeep
C3PO:"I hope you're right, oh dear..."

JarJar is walking on the Tatooine desert.

JarJar: "Ahhh... Meesa is going to do meessa matinal walking into da desert..."

JarJar looks up and sees the capsule coming into his direction

JarJar: "Ow, moy moy, how ru..." *CRASH*

C3PO and ARTOO get out of the pod. They see JarJar's feet under the pod.

C3PO: "Oh dear! We have hit someone! Who could that be?"

JarJar's feet roll up and get under the pod

ARTOO: beeeep beeeeep beep beep beeeep

C3PO: "What do you say? that was the wicked witch of Tatooine?" The most irritating thing ever?

ARTOO: beeeep

C3PO: "I don't remember it, since I had my memory erased by master Organa, but somehow I feel glad that thing is dead. Thank the maker!"

ANAKIN: "You're welcome!"
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That tank transport thingie should have just have plowed over Jar Jar without Qui-Gons help in TPM. That would be a SWEET edit!!!



ps... there should be like 15 minute versions of each movie....

Like have the Tantive IV explode after getting hit at the beginning of ANH right after the crawl...

The Republic Cruiser get blown to bits as soon as it lands on TPM...

have the Wampa eating Luke in his cave.... etc...

Then after each of these scenes, roll the credits!!!

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Coov, that reminds me of the series of animations that Ain't It Cool News had up, oh, ten years ago. Instead of the cartoon mutilations of Harry Knowles that run now, these used video captures from the movies and most of them were pretty funny. They started running just after the release of the SW Trilogy SE trailer; they were just a few seconds long and showed things going horribly wrong for the heroes. The only ones I clearly remember are Boba Fett shooting Luke at the Pit of Carkoon and the space slug chomping down as the Millennium Falcon explodes in its jaws.

I wonder if anybody bothered to save those anywhere.
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George inserted wearing jar jar suit and shot by the death star.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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4-In one of the other garbage chutes, gets squished after Luke and the gang are saved
3-shown on Alderaan just before it blows up


These are my favorite.
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Then the "there goes another one" line would make more sense.

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"There goes another one"
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Originally posted by: JennyS1138
There have been way too many changes to the OT. But what if Lucas could please the millions of Jar Jar haters by insterting a Jar Jar death scene into one of the films. Here are the top 10 places Jar Jar could die in the OT.....

10-As an x-wing pilot in place of Porkins
9- Being the Wampa's meal while Luke hangs upside down
8-shown in the cockpit of the AT AT that is tripped and blown up on Hoth
7- As the Rancor's meal in place of the Gamorian Guard
6- Replacing Han's tauntaun on Hoth, freezing to death and providing Luke with his shelter
5- replacing Greedo in the Mos Eisley scene with Han
4-In one of the other garbage chutes, gets squished after Luke and the gang are saved
3-shown on Alderaan just before it blows up
2-Instead of Boba Fett going overboard into Sarlacc, Jar Jar is the one knocked in by Han Solo
1-In place of Admiral Ozzel, gets whacked by Vader's force choke


I SAW DO IT AT THE BEGINNING OF ANH. START THE MOVIE ON A GOOD NOTE.

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