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Post #128687

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT
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Date created
8-Aug-2005, 2:17 AM
Before we see the droids getting into Tatooine in ANH, we see their escape pod getting into the Tatooine atmosphere.

C3PO: "Oh, this is madness! We are going to crash!"
ARTOO: beeep beeep bep beeep
C3PO: "What do you mean, you have calculated for us to land on something that will ease our fall?"
ARTOO: beeep beeep
C3PO:"I hope you're right, oh dear..."

JarJar is walking on the Tatooine desert.

JarJar: "Ahhh... Meesa is going to do meessa matinal walking into da desert..."

JarJar looks up and sees the capsule coming into his direction

JarJar: "Ow, moy moy, how ru..." *CRASH*

C3PO and ARTOO get out of the pod. They see JarJar's feet under the pod.

C3PO: "Oh dear! We have hit someone! Who could that be?"

JarJar's feet roll up and get under the pod

ARTOO: beeeep beeeeep beep beep beeeep

C3PO: "What do you say? that was the wicked witch of Tatooine?" The most irritating thing ever?

ARTOO: beeeep

C3PO: "I don't remember it, since I had my memory erased by master Organa, but somehow I feel glad that thing is dead. Thank the maker!"

ANAKIN: "You're welcome!"