Mace Windu breaks into Jar Jar apartment, where he sits eating an hamburger. Boss Nass is sitting in a couch next to him.
"Hi there Jar Jar."
"Ahh, mista Jedi macey macey, moy moy, it's a... meessa have unexpected surprise..."
"Shut up! Jar Jar I'm now a Bad Mutha Sith Lord. And I hear you are part of the rebel alliance... What do you say?"
"Ah, no, meessa... Meessa don't know what youssa say, Jedi Macey Macey... Meessa was just..."
* Mace Windu gets his lightsaber and decapitates Boss Nass *
"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Now, what was you saying?"
"No... Pleeeeasea... Meessa... Meessa.."
"Say 'meesa' one more time motherfBEEPer! Say it one more time, I dare you!"
"But... But... Mistah Jedi..."
"Now... How does Lord Vader looks like?"
"Annie?"
"I said LORD VADER motherfBEEPer! How does he look like!"
"Heessa bold!"
"Go on..."
"And heessa uses dat black suit thingy..."
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"
"Whaaaat? Meessa..."
*stabs Jar Jar's shoulder"
"I said, DOES he look like a BITCH?!"
"Ahhh... No.... No mista Jedi...."
"So why were you trying to fBEEPk with him?!"
"Meessa was never..."
"There's a passage from the Journal of the Whills I like, 3:127, it says 'And in the time of greatest despair there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as: THE SON OF THE SUNS'!!" *decapitates Jar Jar*