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Post #127855

Author
Trooperman
Parent topic
The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT
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Date created
5-Aug-2005, 6:20 AM
Lando: I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
Door opens, revealing Vader, with Boba Fett on his left and Jar-Jar on his right.
Han shoots at Vader. Vader deflects the bolts.
Suddenly, Han’s gun flies from his hand into that of the Dark Lord. Vader turns around and shoots Jar-Jar himself.
Vader: We would be honored if you would join us for dinner. We have a real treat tonight. However, it will take a little time before it is ready. Have you ever prepared Roast Gungan, Fett?
Fett: Once or twice.
Vader: Recently?
Fett: Possibly.
Vader: Then you must know how long it will take.
Fett: About three hours.
Vader: Thank you for your time, Fett.
Fett: Always a pleasure to roast a Gungan.