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Post #127831

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT
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Date created
5-Aug-2005, 3:48 AM
Luke is in the cave in Dagobah. Suddenly, a ghostly Darth Vader appears. Luke strikes him, decapitating it. Vader's head falls and the mask opens up, revealing it's true identity... JarJar.

JarJar: "Awww... Meessa was only trying to play with youssa luka, son of annie... With meessa new halloween costume... arrrghhh..."

Luke: "What?! JarJar!! Nooooooooo!"

Obi-Wan's voice: "Thank God that's finally dead. And you didn't want him to have weapons with him."

Yoda: "Quite you be. As Qui-Gon should you do, and remain silent forever and never appear."