"Here are the nomenees for best picture." *applause*
"Munich. Steven Spielberg." *shows spielberg, applause*
"The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Andrew Adamson." *shows him, applause*
"Broken Flowers, Jim Jarmusch" *shows him, more applause*
"Cinderella Man, Ron Howard." *shows Ron Howard, applause*
"The Departed, Martin Scorcese." *shows Scorcese, applause*
"..... Star Wars... Revenge of the uh... Sith. George Lucas." *Shows GL, silence. Sound of crickets. One man coughing in the background*
"And the Oscar goes to... WHAT THE FBEEP, God Dammnit, Revenge of the Sith!"
*GL stands up in his chair, showing the finger to everyone and holding his crotch. He goes up to the stage jumping and giving the finger to everyone.*
GL: "Woo... What a ride! First of all, I wanna thank the Academmy, the check's on the mail. Ha ha. I wanna thank the whole cast and crew of Revenge of the Sith, Ewan, Hayden, Natalie, or should I say uncle Fester, Ian, Sam L Jackson... I wanna thank the other guys too, and specially the guys who set the blue screens and the computer guys at ILM, THAT's how you make movies you assholes! Hahahaha! And to all the fans, who's laughing now, eh? I have BILLIONS of dollars, I can buy your own MOTHERS and sell them as slave-hookers to pimps in central america if I want to, I can buy everything, and you guys, you LOOOSERS, are all in your basements living with your moms complaining about what I do with MY movies, MY FREAKING MOVIES, and now I got this! This award! You see? You got one of those, do you? Hey, Scorcese, do you have one of these?? I think not! So screw you all, I'm out of here!"
*Drops microphone, goes away*