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Talk Like Yoda Thread

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Rules here are they. Speak like Yoda you must, no bullying though, or only pain will you find.

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Coffee, I have drunk

“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”

Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.

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Ridiculous, this thread is.

Like it, I do.

You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll kiss three bucks goodbye!

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memorized i have so many things, but now forgot everything i have 😵

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Perhaps, contribute to this thread I should. Hmmmmmmm. Yes.

“Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.”

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Pringles, I like. Lay’s Stax, like them I do not.

I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.

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Foolish, I am, for posting in this thread. Resist posting in it, I cannot.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Hello.
One word sentences, I use. To hide my identity, often I do.

“Vader! Hologram, now!”

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Hal 9000 said:

Hey, guys. It’s me, the real Yoda. ‘Sup?

Yousa not the real Yoda. Meesa the real Yoda! Meesa teach you the ways of the force!

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.