Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
That reminds me of a funny story my wife told me - in her hometown there is a mental home and one of the 'guests' is a drug dealer who was running away from the cops and hid his stash of liquid LSD under his hat as he escaped. The bottle leaked, drenching his head in the halluconogen and to this day he thinks that he is a glass of Orange Juice. If you touch him he starts screaming because you might spill him.
Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I am and always will be an orange juice man.
I am and always will be an orange juice man.
That reminds me of a funny story my wife told me - in her hometown there is a mental home and one of the 'guests' is a drug dealer who was running away from the cops and hid his stash of liquid LSD under his hat as he escaped. The bottle leaked, drenching his head in the halluconogen and to this day he thinks that he is a glass of Orange Juice. If you touch him he starts screaming because you might spill him.
...until he found a girl who thought she was eggs and bacon and fell in love with her. They got married and became one happy breakfast until death took them apart - a man who was also halucinating ate them both.