Sorry I’m a bit late to the title party but here are my suggestions XD

Star Wars: Episode IX - Return of the Lensflares
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Lost Jedi Pants
Star Wars: Episode IX - Kylo’s Backstroke of Rey’s Vest
Star Wars: Episode IX - Hope’s Big Day Out
Star Wars: Episode IX - Revenge of the Porgs
Star Wars: Episode IX - Redeemed Vader Bitchslaps Ben
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Never Ending Star Wars Story
Star Wars: Episode IX - Nostalgia Bled Dry
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Phantom OT Characters
Star Wars: Episode IX - Attack of the Corporate Body
Star Wars: Episode IX - A Fandom Divided
Star Wars: Episode IX - A Rebooted Franchise