"A fat women came into the shoe store today. Here I am easing her hoof into a shoe when suddenly she panics rears up and begins to gallop around the shoe store lucky a butter stick fell out of her purse and I was able to grease my thumb and pull myself free"
"Pegs like a black widow. Kills her mate during sex"
"You oviously have never had sex with your mother before"
"Pumkin see that tree out there. It grows, it changes, it stands, and as far as I am conserned you are just as smart as that tree"
"If Darwin was right they will know in about a million years"
"A fat women Godzillaed into the Shoe store. So fat she was protected by Greenpeace. She asked for something she could wear to Christmas. I told her to stand on her hands past a star to her ass and go as the worlds fatest, ugliest, tree."