Lando and the gang would not know what an F-16 or AIM-9 is, so as you are describing events from their point of view you should refer to them as 'some kind of fighter using primitive jet technology' or something like that.
How does the white house know that these guys call themselves the rebel alliance? Maybe Lando should introduce himself to the attacking fighters as a member of the rebel alliance.
Last but not least: 'An utter clusterfuck'
I don't think this really fits in with the style of the piece.