"I just got TiVo a few weeks ago, and it's amazing because it'll record stuff without you even telling it to, it just figures out what you like and then records it for you. Well, the other day I came home, and it had recorded "Touched by and Angel". Then I slowly realized that it had figured out that I like crap...
Which reminds me, I was on the toilet for SO long the other day....that eventually I said "I'm getting too old for THIS shit."
I used to have a pet dingo, but then the most ironic thing happened: a baby ate my dingo.
You know, in Seattle they have a saying: If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, and then shoot yourself in the face."