On the Cartoon Network show "Robot Chicken" a couple of days ago, there was a sketch about classic movie climaxes, and one of them was ESB. It went like this:

Vader: Join me, and we can bring order to the galaxy.

Luke: I'll never join you! You killed my father!

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: No......that's not true......that's impossible!

Vader: And Leia is your sister!

Luke: That's...improbable!

Vader: And the Empire will be destroyed by...ewoks!

Luke: That's...[snorts]...highly unlikely.

[cuts to Luke smoking a cigarette and Vader with a cup of coffee]

Vader: And the Force? Why, that's just microscopic bacteria in your blood called midichlorians.

Luke: Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, then I'm out. [Luke walks off camera]

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