I can see Alec Guiness's Ben Kenobi waking up on a couch. "Wow, was Anakin really a whiny brat, Yoda not quite... real somehow, and I fought against evil villains with stupid names like Count... Dooku?! And General... Grievous?! Oh, thank the Force, it was only a dream! Well, now it's time for me to go to my job at a shoe store and ogle all the beautiful women. And when I get home, I'll sit in front of the TV with my hand down my pants."