Luke: Who the f(BEEP)k are you?!
Anakin: I'm your father.
Luke: No you're not. My father is older, he looks like that actor... Sebastian Shawn.
Anakin: Ah. You see, I got younger. When I died, I decided to be like I was before I became Darth Vader.
Obi-Wan: What?! You can DO that?! Wait lemme try... (puff... alec guiness becomes ewan macgregor) Alright!
Anakin: OK, now I wan't to be even younger! (puff... hayden becomes jake lloyd)
Luke: OK this is getting a little bit too silly.
Yoda: My turn it is now... Younger I shall become... (puff... he becomes miss piggy)
(Grahan Chapman gets in dressed as the british general): Stop that, stop that now. Silly. Too silly.