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What Have You Been Eating? — Page 30

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Possessed said:

I’ve never had any kind of pie.

How is that even possible. Are you sure you’re an American citizen?

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This is among the saddest things I’ve ever heard.

And don’t just go running off to the “bakery” at your Walmart. Make sure your first pie is real.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

This is among the saddest things I’ve ever heard.

And don’t just go running off to the “bakery” at your Walmart. Make sure your first pie is real.

I wouldn’t worry about that as I have zero interest in trying it.

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You wouldn’t even try pecan pie?

The blue elephant in the room.

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Possessed said:

I’ve never had any kind of pie.

“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”

Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.

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On the other hand, I worship strawberry rhubarb pie. I eat it whenever I get the opportunity.

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Mrebo said:

You wouldn’t even try pecan pie?

I’d rather die.

Would you eat it with hippopotami?
Would you eat it in the sky?

The blue elephant in the room.

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And not just here but in your personal life as well

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A thick, extra-rare steak.

It’s not easy to chew, and the meat’s quite cool, but it doesn’t taste bad at all.

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I won’t eat anything less than medium rare. Won’t do it. Nope. Not no way not no how.

I’m eating well done homemade chili right meow