On a real red wine and champagne kick lately. Both extra dry. Booze with a refreshing taste that doesn’t make me feel sick to my stomach? Count me in.

(My stomach has been really delicate lately. Probably from years of constantly drinking hard gin and vodka straight and often on an empty stomach. Hopefully it gets better after I chill out for a while… Because I love me some flavored vodka. Just a couple sips of something that tastes moderately drinkable and I’m already drunk? Count me in…)

Let’s just quit beating around the bush. Alcohol? Count me in.