May I be the first to offer a hearty thanks for helping me keep my hysterical liberal tendencies in check.
I know I would be in great danger of plunging off the deep end into paranoid, delusional ravings without such intervention, but I think I’ve really started to turn things around. Now I know that every time I hear voices coming out of my phone telling me to vote Trump or die, there’s only a 10% chance it’s actually happening.