A blog I frequent posted some jokes that made me laugh, here are the tamer ones:

TROPICAL STORM ALERT: Tropical Storm Candace threatens Alabama.
Storm looks totally disgusting, no class at all!

TRAVELER WARNING ISSUED FOR TURKEY: Chatter from terrorist groups suggests plot to kidnap Americans.

I know some Turks. Great friends of mine. They always tell me, “You’re so smart, your hair is so golden and lustrous, everyone says it.” Terrific people.

Not so great at hand-washing, though. THIS MUST CHANGE!