Wait, is that your script or theirs?
Theirs, lol. It’s about rednecks going spelunking in a haunted cave.
EDIT: Lol, forgot the best lines!
The two brothers approach the tiny hole in the cave wall. The first fails to break it any larger after several strikes with a pickaxe. The brother then says:
“Good thing I was a college athlete while you were collecting Boba Fetts. Now let a real man pop this cherry!”