Do you ever show your scripts to anyone?
I’ve posted a few here, and sent others to some friends.
From your description, Ted The Caver could be the next Manos: The Hands of Fate, or The Room. A cinematic trainwreck one can’t look away from.
The script is certainly as bad.
“That’s a virgin passage. No one’s been in it.”
“How do you know?”
“Look at it, I can barely squeeze my dick in it!”