Kubrick’s amateurish debut. It’s actually inspiring that he made this, because a rough start didn’t stop him from becoming, well, Kubrick. 4/10

I expected a bed with a giant mouth that ate its victims. I got a bed that secreted acid that made chewing noises for some reason. 3/10

Easily the best and most exciting film of the franchise. 8/10

10/10

90s Oscar Bait with great performances and the legendary Bergman collaborator Sven Nyquist behind the camera. 6/10

Some friends were ~~pirating it~~ watching it and I sat with them for a while. Got a few chuckles out of me, but I still find Deadpool (in this film and outside of it and in general) to be annoying. 5/10

Watched in theater class. Interesting, but fairly standard and flat as many cheap documentaries are. 6/10

Wacky premise, mostly just uninteresting product. Extra point for the awesome 80s synth score. 5/10