Why what? Why is it like crack? I don't know. Why am I 19? Because I was born in 1986. Why do I have a girlfriend? Well, I'd rather not get that personal. Why do plumbers have crack? Well, technically we all do, but plumbers just like to flaunt it. Why are a lot of those MGS responses pro-Potter? Well, to each his own, I suppose, but sometimes (although definitely not always as evidenced by reality TV and the upcoming movie Wedding Crashers) things are popular because they're actually good.

And, ooh, I have to actually pass 250 to get there! I thought I just had to reach it! Yay! I'm ready for the trials!