MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE — Page 58

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 14-Jul-2005 4:13 AM
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*Throws a crate full of now-useless WarbSPs out the window on top of Warbler, crushing his spleen*

All of them have had their firing pens removed, Warb. So don't get any ideas.

Author: Shimraa
Time: 14-Jul-2005 4:37 AM
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LOL looks like he has finally been crashed.

I crash him

Author: Warbler
Time: 15-Jul-2005 12:31 AM
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*sigh* *orders clones to remove Shim and Chaltab* Dayv, please be patient as soon as the DNA test comes back and it verifies that you are the real Dayv, I will step down. Untill then, I will remain in charge. Please remember none of this would have been necessary if you and Motti hadn't abandoned Mangler Bro Inc in its hour of need. If it were not for my temporarily invoking emergency powers, Shin, Sessler and Chaltab would now be running things. Now either you can be patient, or things will get unpleasant.

*orders a dozen Dayv and Motti clones(each equiped with a box cutter or knee and elbow blowers) to surround Dayv* Now why don't you let the clones excort you to a nice comfy "waiting area" inside Mangler Bro HQ?

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 15-Jul-2005 2:14 AM
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OK.. That's it...

*Becomes Dark Chaltab*

I hate to use such a cliche'd attack, but you leave me no choice.

KAME-HAME-HA!!!!

*The wave vaporizes every last one of the clones, and knocks Warbler out the window, causing him to land painfully on his but atop the shattered crate of broken WarbSPs*

Author: Shimraa
Time: 15-Jul-2005 2:27 AM
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*shim goes and farts in warblers face while he is stunned.

take that too

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 15-Jul-2005 5:48 PM
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IDENTIFY WHAT SHIMMY ATE BEFORE HE FARTED, AND WE'LL LET YOU LIVE, WARBLER.

LMAO !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Shimraa
Time: 15-Jul-2005 8:09 PM
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LOL

Author: Warbler
Time: 15-Jul-2005 11:48 PM
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*as they all laugh at the clone they think is Warbler, the real Warbler was at work making Warbler clones. Oh, and turning the Warbler clones into Warbhulks. About a dozen Warbhulks surrond Shim,Dayv and Chaltab* Do you surrender?

Author: Warbler
Time: 16-Jul-2005 12:47 AM
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*looks stunned disbelief at what used to be Mangler Bro Inc. Warbler orders the clones that survived gather up whatever equipment can be salvaged. Warbler has everyone bow heads in a moment of silence, then he has taps and Auld Lang Syne are played in rememberence of what was. Warbler and the clones leave to go into hiding and plot what must be done to defeat the enemies of Mangler Bro Inc, and restore Mangler Bro Inc to her former days of glory*

Fear not friends of Mangler Bro Inc. This is not the end, but merely a new begining. Better days are ahead

Author: Shimraa
Time: 16-Jul-2005 4:11 AM
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warbler it was most definately you who we through out the window, and it was most definatly you who whose face i farted in.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 16-Jul-2005 5:09 PM
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IT'S TIME FOR A ROADTRIP !!!

*CALLING, MOTTI, BOSSK, GUNDARK, AND OUR FAVORITE IMPERIAL SPY RRS_1980 !!!

LOCK AND LOAD, BOYS !!! I'M DRIVING. MOTTI, BRING THE BREW. BOSSK, BRING THE EATS. GUNDARK, BRING THE EQUIPMENT. RRS, YOU'VE GOT TACTICAL. AND I'LL BE DRIVING.

LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 16-Jul-2005 10:58 PM
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Feel free to stop and gas-up at a Chaltabium Bromide Industriies service station.

Author: Shimraa
Time: 16-Jul-2005 11:26 PM
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lol dayv are you coming after me, yet again, you know you'll never find me.

Author: Warbler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
IT'S TIME FOR A ROADTRIP !!!

*CALLING, MOTTI, BOSSK, GUNDARK, AND OUR FAVORITE IMPERIAL SPY RRS_1980 !!!

LOCK AND LOAD, BOYS !!! I'M DRIVING. MOTTI, BRING THE BREW. BOSSK, BRING THE EATS. GUNDARK, BRING THE EQUIPMENT. RRS, YOU'VE GOT TACTICAL. AND I'LL BE DRIVING.

LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN !!!

You can't do that. Only a member of Mangler Bro Inc can call for a Roadtrip. But you are right, It is time for a ROADTRIP(tm)!!!. Motti, Bossk, and Gundark, its time to make a choice. Will you support me the one who save Mangler Bro Inc. from its enemies when all other abandoned it. Or will you side with Dayv, the one who destroyed Mangler Bro HQ? I warn you again, any who side with Dayv will be considered an enemy of Mangler Bro Inc and will suffer the penalty for treachery. Death.

Author: Shimraa
Time: 17-Jul-2005 12:22 AM
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warbler, as the offical enemy of the mangler bros i can asure you that you are not one of them.

Author: Warbler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 12:37 AM
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You have no authority.

Author: Shimraa
Time: 17-Jul-2005 12:48 AM
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as there offical rival i do, and i'd also like to point out that you have even less then me.

Author: Warbler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 1:14 AM
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that's absurd. The only one with any authority here right now is me.

Author: TheSessler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 1:14 AM
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Only false authority do you hold over those who know no better.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 17-Jul-2005 1:19 AM
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So. Let's talk about the hypothetical Mangelr Brother's videogame. Obviously Jimbo would be the final villain, but what about the fodder of the individual levels?

Zombies, Crooks? Clones of Warbler? Sound off, Peepul.

Author: TheSessler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 1:20 AM
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DanielB has to be in there somewhere, maybe as Jimbo's croney that keeps escaping after every battle you have with him?

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: Warbler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 1:30 AM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
So. Let's talk about the hypothetical Mangelr Brother's videogame. Obviously Jimbo would be the final villain, but what about the fodder of the individual levels?

Zombies, Crooks? Clones of Warbler? Sound off, Peepul.

no,no,no,no,no,nooooooooo. J**** is not challenging enough to be the final villian, the final villian should be George Lucas. Also don't forget Niles should be there somwhere as well. Oh, and I order that clones of myself will not be used in this videogame.

Author: TheSessler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 2:24 AM
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*shakes head*

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: Shimraa
Time: 17-Jul-2005 2:27 AM
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no i would be the final villian. and nile would have to be the second final villian.

also warbler it is clear that you have no authority just but the fact that no one follows your orders, NO ONE. only youer clones, and you programed that in so they dont count.

Author: TheSessler
Time: 17-Jul-2005 2:29 AM
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Yep, you heard him. It was all because of the fat.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."