I don’t eat breakfast because I can never wake up in enough time before work.
Sounds about right.
I never want to get up early enough. But I usually eat a breakfast bar, or some instant oatmeal to go with my coffee.
I don’t have time for coffee either. I wake up, smoke a little weed, take a shower, smoke a little more weed, gulp down two shots of gin and run out the door. I do this every day. It’s a great system, I’ve gotten several promotions and raises with it and supervise about 30 people at a time.
Poop floats.
Just kidding, I like the cut of your jib, sir.