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There’s other issues. I would never want someone to think I was gay, I’d rather just be rejected under honest terms. Not because being gay is something to be ashamed of, but because I hate to be mislabled for one and also because it’s disrespectful to lie about your sexuality. I think so anyway. Both to people that are gay and the person you’re lying to.

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DominicCobb said:

moviefreakedmind said:

People that thought I was romantically interested in them no longer thought so.

That’s not really the problem.

Then what’s the problem? This would all be a lot easier if you’d just say what you’re trying to say outright.

The Person in Question

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Had an infuriating conversation with people who have good intentions but don’t understand when you don’t want to do what they would do (which is the right and only way, of course), especially when they want to pay for it.

The blue elephant in the room.

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My local meadery has ax throwing. It’s a thing.

I’ll never understand how a place with a liquor license also got cleared for hosting ax throwing…

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We’re talking the body spray with the commercials written by teenage boys, right?

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TV’s Frink said:

We’re talking the body spray with the commercials written by teenage boys, right?

Nope. I spelled it wrong, but it’s the chop a limb off type of axe.

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dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

We’re talking the body spray with the commercials written by teenage boys, right?

Nope. I spelled it wrong, but it’s the chop a limb off type of axe.

Do you mind if I axe you a question?
Enjoy this dad joke.

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Walmart sucks. Never go there. They’ll fuck you over.

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Well I’m not going to make jokes just yet because I am a manager at a Walmart so I’m legitimately curious to hear this story, and who knows I might even have some advice as to how he might get what he needs anyway, depending on the situation.

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Possessed said:

Well I’m not going to make jokes just yet because I am a manager at a Walmart so I’m legitimately curious to hear this story, and who knows I might even have some advice as to how he might get what he needs anyway, depending on the situation.

I always suspected that there was a secret phrase or handshake that would give me the service I deserve!

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Lol, but seriously if what they did was actually against store policy (Which sometimes new or terrible employees don’t even know) you could easily call corporate and tell them and get yourself what you need and possibly even a gift card, as well as the satisfaction of knowing that employee(s) are going to get an earful. That’s if it was against policy, so I’m waiting on the story.

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I think Walmart is fine, other than the managers.

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i’ve never been to a walmart 😦

i’ve always wanted to go to one though

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I went there late at night/early in the morning because it’s the only place that’s open and I picked up all the stuff I need and then get to the front and the bitch working there said that she’s updating all of the registers and can’t check me out for another half hour and then she stared at me for a while (didn’t apologize or anything or offer any kind of solution), so I stood there for a second thinking. I was kind of stunned. I don’t even know why you’d let anyone in the store without a warning if they can’t buy anything. So I said I’m not going to stand there for a half hour and I was really tempted just to steal all the stuff I had picked out just because I was pissed off but I didn’t so I just left it there and walked out and then I had to drive around looking a different store that’s open 24 hours and then pick out everything I needed again (and I actually forgot something which is technically my fault but I hadn’t forgotten to get it at Walmart so if they wouldn’t have fucked me over then I would’ve gotten, but instead I have to go out again), and it ended being a tiny bit cheaper than Walmart would’ve been anyway. So what’s the point of going to that monopolistic shithole? Fuck that place. I always hate going there. Why the fuck do you want to subject yourself to a Walmart, Collipso? Why would you always have wanted to go to one? Haven’t you heard from everyone that’s ever been there that it fucking sucks?!

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If it were truly a monopolistic shithole, you wouldn’t have been able to find everything somewhere else.

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I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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Are we really going to pretend that Walmart doesn’t drive 99% of its competitors out of business?

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My community banned Walmart. We have another giant 24-hour megaplex instead.