I always feel a little better about myself when I see boring people out doing boring, mundane bullshit with their dumb, boring kids. For all the mistakes I’ve made in my short life, I’ve never made the mistake of ruining my life by having a kid, and that makes me feel kind of good.
The Person in Question
Doing boring shit with a boring family sounds pretty fab to me.
Doing boring shit with a boring family sounds pretty fab to me.
Indeed!
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
Why?
The Person in Question
I imagine children can bring all kinds of joy. Having people you are close to and care about to do things, even if only staring at a wall together, is better than doing it alone.
The blue elephant in the room.
Why?
Well why is what you’re doing instead better?
My short time as a step dad was the happiest time of my life, even if not nearly close to the most carefree time. God I miss having a family.
Why?
Well why is what you’re doing instead better?
Anyone can start a family. It takes a special talent to be an edgelord.
Why?
Well why is what you’re doing instead better?
Anyone can start a family. It takes a special talent to be an edgelord.
I’m not an edgelord. I’m pretty genuine in what I say.
Unfortunately, yes, almost anyone can start a family. That’s why there are so many shitty parents.
Why?
Well why is what you’re doing instead better?
Because I can do what I want when I want and it’s all mine.
Mrebo said:
Having people you are close to and care about to do things, even if only staring at a wall together, is better than doing it alone.
I kind of get this, but I don’t think that’s always the case. There’s a lot of things I’d much rather do alone than with anyone else, but especially not with a screaming or jabbering kid.
The Person in Question
My job this summer, as in many summers past, is to teach little kids how to swim. It’s very effective birth control. Not that I need that, but all of my coworkers have a similar antipathy toward the idea of ever raising any.
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Why?
Well why is what you’re doing instead better?
Anyone can start a family. It takes a special talent to be an edgelord.
I’m not an edgelord. I’m pretty genuine in what I say.
Feigned or genuine, I’m sure you do it for attention.
Not really. I like voicing my thoughts on things.
The Person in Question
mfm, if you were a Seinfeld character who would you be?
The blue elephant in the room.
Ooh let’s take bets. I think he’d be the Maestro.
My kids are awesome.
All other kids suck.
I kind of get this, but I don’t think that’s always the case. There’s a lot of things I’d much rather do alone than with anyone else, but especially not with a screaming or jabbering kid.
That assumes said kid is constantly (or even frequently) screaming of jabbering.
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
And will never grow up
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
DuracellEnergizer said:
It takes a special talent to be an edgelord.
If that talent is being pathetic and alone, yeah.
Had never heard the term edgelord.
What a dumb term.
Had never heard the term edgelord.
What a dumb term.
Watch out, don’t get cut on that E D G E.
But, yeah, you’re right.
Concur.
And let’s be nice.
The blue elephant in the room.
ditto, (except the nice part)
It’s a dumb term, but in being dumb, it is rather fitting.
Had never heard the term edgelord.
What a dumb term.
Most Internet-derived terms are.
Had never heard the term edgelord.
What a dumb term.
Most Internet-derived terms are.
originaltrilogy.com said:
Tranny surprise
Had never heard the term edgelord.
What a dumb term.
Most Internet-derived terms are.
Totes.